The Country in Africa called Zoological Republic (Nigeria)

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This is why we called them Zoological republic. Something Zooishly happened today.... Biko can SARS come all the way from that most dirtiest state Lagos to arrest someone here in OnitshaCity?, all the way from Lagos state to Anambra state without permission from Anambra police force?. Like you all know that i have my subsidiary business in Newtyre market Onitsha, we were today in our market enjoying our hilarious Buhari death rumor, and they came, though we already got information that Dangote's trailer load of container worth billions of naira is missing, and they are searching for it by all and any possible means being the owner of Nigeria. All of us were keeping alert, no one buy anyhow goods, no matter the low price.  before you purchase any goods now, you must ask question or go to the right source. Dangote never buy his truck tyres scattered all over the Zoo from us, he never patronise us, ( i wonder why we are not reciprocating when 90% of what we consumes daily are from Dangote companies). The business mogul goes direct to continental tyre company in Germany, or Triangle tyre company in China and import direct to Zoo Nigeria for his personal and companies use only. After-all, "okariri ya" okari go egwu.  If you see any of Dangote trailer/truck on the road, verify for me, it is either Continental tyre or Triangle tyre and he imports them direct from companies overseas. Recently, maybe because  Nigeria economic recession has reached the doorstep of the richest blackman in the world, he started economizing like me and descending low to be using TORYO tyre. Now One of his trailer load of tyre is missing, and they stormed our market today in Onitsha with Prado and Siena Jeep all the way from Lagos, pretending as costumers who came to buy tyres. When we realised that they aren't any damn costumers was when those who laid ambush outside the gate arrived with guns and handcuffs, and bullets started going off the air. #PrinceNibo De great narrowly escaped their net oooo!, otherwise i would have been cooling off in one of their Jeep whisking down to Lagos state. as i am typing, i am sure they are still on their way to Lagos with 6 truck tyres, two of our handcuffed collegues which one of them has N200,000 cash in his pocket because he was counting money when they came to his shop to arrest him, he tried to drop the money, they said no, he should come with the money (let me not mention their names for now). We Informed our chairmen, and they invited them to their office, they refused to honour the invitation, saying not chairmen's business. we asked them where they came from, they refused to say it, we tried to stop them from taking our collegues away without telling us where they came from, they began to shoot gun sporadically on air to disperse us. One of them who looks like a hardened criminal who wore earring and tatoo all of over his hand even shot at the floor scattering our concrete pavement with bullets,(i forgot to snap it, but i will do that tomorow) he even said he will shoot anyone that come closer to him and nothing will happen. Though they denied it wasn't Dangote tyres, which they are searching for as one of them who looks friendly narrated. They said, a trailer load of truck tyre was hijacked by highway armrobbers on their way from Lagos to Kano, and they are searching for it. It is only this evening when Datsun driver who carried the 6 truck tyres (because they couldn't carry it with their jeep), returned, that he started telling us where he carried the tyres with them reached. According to him as we eagerly and anxiously want to know. He said, they went and crossed Asaba, to Agbor, there he droped them, and they tied and blindfolded him before leaving him to returned. They are all yorubas with one hausa man.  What kind of country is this bikonu!. Umuibe!, Is it legal for SARS to come all the way from Lagos to arrest someone in Onitsha?.

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