Dear sir, how are you doing? I hope you are kicking strong in the track of human. My names are Kalu Nwokoro Idika of Family Writers Press, I decided to write this open letter to you in other to properly address some of your political excesses that is gradually dragging the name of Igbo nation on the mud. Please, do not in anyway see this letter as a sneer to your personality but rather see it to be a piece of advice that a son is offering to his senseless father.
BACKGROUND CHECK
Sir, when I ran a background check on your very person, though with a questionable paternal identity, you were born on the 21of April 1960 to a woman named Mrs Eunice Kalu, in Abia State. You had your primary education at Christ the King School Aba. Thereafter, you enrolled into Abia State Government college, Umuahia after which you reluctantly proceeded to Barewa college, Zaria before you finally manipulated your way into the University of Maiduguri to study political science. Concomitantly, your spell in the university was short lived because of your poor academic performance and involvement in cultism. However, you were expelled from the university of Maiduguri because of your nefarious activities within the university community. It is also on record that your own father denied being responsible for your procreation. This only added strong credence to the consensus opinion that your mother was a sexual rendezvous for men of low self esteem.
POLITICAL JOURNEY
The name Orji Uzor Kalu became a household name after the return of democracy in 1999. Your rise to political prominence was not a surprise to many of us. We are really aware that your own mother secured your political breakthrough by fraternising with the pedophiles in the northern caliphate of Nigeria. In sane climes, men like you are not even qualified to hold the lowest political position because you lack both the political and intellectual sagacity to deliver the needed result. Forget about the concocted leadership series you have been paying your hired intellectual lackeys to be writing for you on the pages of your brown envelope media outlet ( Sunnews ). In fact, Olusegun Obasanjo succinctly captured your true person when he described you as a man that "lacks integrity and absolutely disreputable character. He went further to say that, "he had earlier tried to be close to me and even set his mother at me. But having known his background, bad reputation, ignoble behavior in Maiduguri and the mother as a shameless accomplice. I maintained distance from him as a state Governor of PDP". Your reign as the governor of Abia State was riddled with demeaning political plagues. In fact, you were a nuisance to the people. Your score card is there for everyone to see!
AS A TREASURY LOOTER
It is on record that your emergence as the Governor of Abia State witnessed a wide spread corruption. The daily art of governance became a family business under your supervision. Your mother became a demigoddess who was deciding who gets what, when and how. You glaringly looted the treasury of Abia State with impunity and used same to expand your business frontiers at the expense of a state that has suffered unimaginable backwardness. You singlehandedly spearheaded the suffocation of Abia State owned newspaper-National Ambassador in other for yours ( Sunnews ) to rise from the ashes. Invariably, it now became a strong propaganda tool to defend your looting rascality. It is on record that between 2001 and 2005 you and other accomplice diverted 3.2 billion naira that belongs to Abia State government into your private pockets. This is to show how wicked and fantastically corrupt you are. If reputable Magazine like Forbes truly understands how you raped your own people economically, they will never make the mistake of shortlisting your name as one of the richest men in Nigeria. You are nothing but a disgraceful fraud.
YOUR CONSTANT ATTACK ON IPOB AS A WAY OF ESCAPING FROM YOUR CORRUPTION CHARGES
Sir, if you think the only way you can escape the wrath of the caliphate who are using the corruption charges that is hanging on your neck to cow you into attacking IPOB by saying all manner of unprintable things, you are seriously mistaking. The other day, you were running your diarrhea mouth in one of the badagry express way gutter media (Punch newspaper) that the leader of the Indigenous People Of Biafra is in London and he escaped through Malaysia. You even went further to accuse IPOB of raping and extortion. Sincerely speaking, when I read all these things, i just concluded that you are nothing but a drowning man that is looking for something to hold on. It is on record that IPOB in all their activities have never molested, extorted and obstructed public peace. The video of our activities is there for all and sundry to see. If France24 can describe IPOB as the most peaceful freedom fighting movement in the world, then a clown like you is only wasting his energy trying to make a hill out of nothing. The world is already aware that IPOB is a well disciplined, non violent and intelligent organisation. You can go to the end of the world to concoct crooked lies against men and women ( Indigenous people of Biafra ) who are only exercising their God given right but one thing is sure, a day of reckoning is coming when you will be called to account for your numerous felonies. I will still encourage you to stay strong and face your corruption charges. It is too unnecessary to be gallivanting around with the name of IPOB just to score cheap political pardon from your slave masters.
YOU MUST TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE DISAPPEARANCE OF NNMADI KANU AFTER THE MILITARY RAID IN HIS RESIDENT
Nevertheless, it is evidently clear that you were among the murderous individuals who orchestrated the invasion of the resident of the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra. I know you were angry with him because he turned down the bribe you offered him to drop Biafra agitation. Little did you know that he is not a man of low self esteem like yourself. So the only way to keep him out of track is by collaborating with the caliphate army to raid his home. You are such a shameless man who is willingly available to spill the innocent blood of his own with the sole aim of maintaining cheap political relevance. Just bear it at the back of your mind that you have striked the last nail into your coffin. You must surely tell the court and the world in general what happened to Nnamdi Kanu after the military raided his home and killed dozens of unarmed civilians. Britain you falsely claimed that he escaped to has already issued a query to your beloved country over the whereabout of their citizen. I don't know how you and your co travellers will respond to such query after your ignominious utterance.
Conclusively, sir, you are nothing but a bunch of disgrace to Igbo Nation. You will be remembered not only as a man who worked against the freedom of his own people but also as one who conspired and supervised the butchering of innocent civilians for the sake of parochial relevance. The stage has been set, the day of reckoning is coming. You must give account of your stewardship in Biafra land. Please, accept this letter in good fate.
Yours truly
Kalu Nwokoro Idika
For Family Writers Press